May is National Masturbation Month...and we couldn't be more excited!

In Honor Of May being National Masturbation Month, we decided to give you some fun facts related to masturbation, and our conclusions about those facts!

1. Fact: 89% of women admit to masturbating. Our Conclusion: The other 11% will only admit to heavy petting.

2. Fact: More than 41% of people have accidentally been caught masturbating. 22.6% of women have intentionally been walked in on. Our Conclusion: Intentionally? Oh, I get it -- they're the martyr-y ones who constantly balk, "If I want something done, I have to do it myself!"

3. Fact: 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation over sex. Our Conclusion: Does this coincide with the finding that 40% of men want their women to have liposuction? Well, screw you, assholes. Who needs you anyway?

4. Fact: Studies suggest masturbation may be good for you. Cervical infections might be reduced with frequent personal stimulation. Our Conclusion: As if we needed another reason.

5. Fact: Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate. Our Conclusion: What did you expect? Porcupine dildos are pretty hard to come by.

Now that you've had a good laugh, let us share with you some healthy reasons why masturbation is an essential part of having a healthy sex life.

-Masturbation can make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to “please you.”

-Masturbation alleviates stress and releases endorphin's into your system making you more relaxed.

-Self-stimulation serves as a natural energy boost and improves your mood.

Health Benefits for Men

-Improved immune system function

-Increased resistance to prostate infection and healthier prostate function in general

-Men who masturbate more than 5 times a week are less likely to develop prostate cancer

Health Benefits for Women

-Improved resistance to yeast infections.

-Combating pre-menstrual tension and physical conditions such as cramps

-Increased blood flow to pelvic region can relieve menstrual pain and backaches.

So now that we've given you the low down on getting down solo, don’t be afraid to pick up your favorite toy and play as you please…. everyone does it, everyone loves it, and hey- there are only positives that can come from it. So get your O on and enjoy!