Put your Petal to the Metal!

A lot of people have metal in them already, 

a brace in one's leg, a hip,
maybe even a metal plate in the head! 

Now let's talk about the metal that gives 

you oh so much PLEASURE!

Metal toys may seem a bit too scary, 

but these are the same people that were scared about glass! 

Now if you LOVE glass toys, then why not metal?!?

Now let's remind you that you've come this far 

to have an open mind, 

let's keep you going in that right direction!

Metal still has all the benefits of glass.

It's non-porous,
ANY kind of lubricant can be used on them,
whether it's a thick & silky silicone based lubricant
or a thin & slippery water based lubricant.
One of the great things about
both glass and metal
 that differed from any other toy,
temperature adjustable!

Want a warm to mildly hot toy?
Slip it in a large microwavable bowl,
drench a smaller size towel in water,
wrap the towel around your favorite glass or metal toy,
place it in the bowl
and microwave to your desired temperature.
This should take no longer than 1 min,
depending on your microwaves capability.
Place your wrist over the hot towel,
if it feels too hot, let it stand and
cool down a little while.

Want a nicely chilled toy on those HOT summer nights?
Place in the fridge in some camoflage
(this varies with one's privacy i.e. kids,
parents, in-laws from out of town, roommates).
No access to a fridge?
Place in a container with water and ice.

Metal is great for people with allergies and 

who are very self aware of what they put inside themselves.

Cleaning these toys is a piece of cake!
Hot water and mild soap is all it takes.
Want it REALLY clean?
Invest in some great toy cleaner!

There is one HUGE difference between
glass and metal that makes metal stand on it's own.
Metal CAN NOT break!
Unlike glass,
these babies aren't going away
with a slight wack on one's night stand table.

These metal beauties can be used for anal,
vaginal, G-Spot, Prostate massage,
kegel excercises...
what ever you want...
and all of these can be done
with the same ONE metal toy.
No worries about bacteria growing,
not on metal.


So how about you embrace it like our
favorite fictional character
Anastasia Steele.

"My mouth is already open from panting.
I open wider, and he slides a large cool
metal object between my lips.
Shaped like an oversized baby's pacifier,
it has small grooves or carvings..."I'm going to put this inside you..."

Happy Friday!
;)